{"product_id":"festive-as-fuck-red-green-funny-christmas-kitchen-towel","title":"Festive as Fuck - RED\/GREEN Funny Christmas Kitchen Towel","description":"Make your kitchen look festive as fuck with this cute, retro, vintage-style kitchen towel - it's sure to add a bit of humor and laughter to your holiday season! Perfect for the person with a quirky side, the Festive as Fuck Kitchen Towel is guaranteed to bring you (and your guests!) a merry 'n' bright Christmas. Featuring red flowers and berries with greenery this festive decor will light up any home!\n\nWhen you have more than one christmas sweater and start putting up your tree the day after Halloween. Makes a great gift!\n\nHand screen printed with Earth friendly water based inks. Super soft and absorbent 100% cotton towel measures 30\"x30\" and is machine washable.\n\nCopyright The Coin Laundry","brand":"The Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51742277599413,"sku":"9175","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/3485\/7909\/files\/d197e3bb375375d22ef93373a49293680e2656409889af61bc40443c4bf9389a.jpg?v=1758142601","url":"https:\/\/thirstbooks.com\/products\/festive-as-fuck-red-green-funny-christmas-kitchen-towel","provider":"Thirst Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}