{"product_id":"kiss-my-axe-alternate-edition-9781964685304","title":"Kiss My Axe: Alternate Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLiving in a treehouse? Unavoidable. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFalling for the grumpy lumberjack hottie next door? Unthinkable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter a viral PR disaster torpedoes my marketing career, I flee Manhattan. The only place left to land? A fairy-tale treehouse in a pickle-obsessed Vermont town, left to me by an uncle I barely knew.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes, I said pickles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, I'm not okay.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I'm only here temporarily. Just long enough to regroup, let the notoriety die down, and figure out my next steps in peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, my new neighbor has other ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeckett \"the Axe\" Axford-cranky local heartthrob and unapologetic tree-murderer-claims Uncle Jim made him promises about the forest around the treehouse, and he's none too pleased when I won't take his word for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately for him, I'm done playing by other people's rules. I'm not backing down just because some sexy-I mean grumpy-lumberjack says so, and I can handle whatever he dishes out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTree climbing? No problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePickle festival popularity contest? Sign me up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKissing my unexpectedly-tender, flannel-clad nemesis in the woods after dark? I can take it, bro. And take it. And t- Ahem. You get the picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm tired of losing, so I'm not giving up my inheritance or my heart without a fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd if Beckett thinks differently, he can kiss my axe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e May Archer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e May Archer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/21\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 368\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.8lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.82d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781964685304","brand":"May Archer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52412917055669,"sku":"9781964685304","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/3485\/7909\/files\/img_301a79af-67f1-4dde-a439-4c136e665f0d.jpg?v=1775320053","url":"https:\/\/thirstbooks.com\/products\/kiss-my-axe-alternate-edition-9781964685304","provider":"Thirst Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}